I’m sorry I can’t be your perfect tatted up girl
I’m sorry you hate all of my ideas
I’m sorry I have medical problems
I’m sorry I can’t simply lay down and do whatever the fuck you want in bed
I’m sorry I’m not witty 
I’m sorry I don’t want what everyone else has 
I’m sorry I don’t always want to hang out with your friends
I’m sorry I like to drink
I’m sorry I’m not the cool hipster girl you want
I’m sorry I don’t like PBR
I’m sorry I like to party 
I’m sorry I don’t have big boobs
I’m sorry I’m not the best looking when I’m naked
I’m sorry I like Christofer Drew
I’m sorry I can never please you
I’m sorry I have bills to pay
I’m sorry I don’t like small animals
I’m sorry a lot of things hurt me
I’m sorry I can’t be happy without medication
I’m sorry I can’t get anyone to listen
I’m sorry you try to impress everyone around you except me
I’m sorry that I want things done now not a year from now
I’m sorry I’m not rich
I’m sorry I believe in Hell
I’m sorry I hate being lied to
I’m sorry I can’t instantly let things go
I’m sorry I try to be romantic
I’m sorry I don’t look good without makeup
I’m sorry I don’t like bellybutton rings
I’m sorry I think its inappropriate for you to hang out with girls 
I’m sorry I don’t want someone else’s idea of what looks good on my body